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So here is a plan for rednecks to help out on Earth Day.
 
#1 – Save water. If she’s brown, flush her down.  If she’s yellow, let it mellow.

#2 – Don’t peel out at every stop sign, save some gas and cut down on emissions for once.

#3 – Newspaper is not a great alternative to toilet paper. Recycle it instead.

#4 – Save electricity. There is no need to have the race on tv, listening to the radio, having the fan blow on your feet and playing playstation all at the same time.

#5 – That pyramid of beer cans is worth money. Recycle them.

#6 – Keep the environment clean.  Spitting your tobacco out everywhere and spilling oil in the lake is no longer the “cool thing to do”.

#7 – Get a muffler.  Having the loudest truck on the block is not more important that cutting down on emissions.

#8 – Prevent energy leaks at home.  Maybe its time to get a door on your trailer instead of the plastic tarp.

#9 – There are no such thing as monsters. When you leave a room, turn off the lights.

#10 – If and when you do decide to shower, take shorter showers.

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Earth Day, celebrated April 22, is a day designed to inspire awareness and appreciation for the Earth’s environment. It was founded by U.S. Senator Gaylord Nelson as an environmental teach-in in 1970 and is celebrated in many countries every year. This date is Spring in the Northern Hemisphere and Autumn in the Southern Hemisphere.

The United Nations celebrates an Earth Day each year on the March equinox, which is often March 20, a tradition which was founded by peace activist John McConnell in 1969.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_Day

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Replenish and Restore this Earth Day EVERYDAY!