Dang, Halloween is already over. The yard got decorated, I sold 40 Ebay Halloween Guide Books and now its time to start thinking about some Turkey Dinner.
We had our trick-or-treat night last Saturday so it doesn’t even feel like Halloween to me today. Almost every year, I would walk around dressed up like Michael Myers with the kids but this year I decided to stay in for once. There was a decent handful of people come up for candy like we did last year and all the candy was gone by around 7:30pm. Soon after that, our cheap-asses where chasing kids away because we didn’t have anything else to give away…we had to save our money for some Hoosier Millionaire tickets!
Probably the highlight of the night was when I hooked up the leaf blower and 100 watt bulb to a secret switch. After the kids got their candy and started to walk away, I flipped the switch and gave them a quick scare. WrrrrRrrrrRrrrRRrr!!!
Anyway. Have a Happy Halloween.
Just got this Halloween Email Joke:
TRICK OR TREAT!
A husband and wife were scheduled to attend a Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween party
alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some Aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by her not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain, and as it was still early, deci! ded to go to the party. As her husband didn’t know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice ‘chick’ he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up! readin g when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.
‘Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.’
Then she asked, ‘Did you dance much?’
He replied, I’ll tell you; I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guy, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.
‘You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night’ she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, ‘Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, and apparently he had the time of his life’
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