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Just got this in my email and its actually a pretty good deal if you are addicted to Indiana Beach…and have the money…and the time.

” Book your reservation now at Indiana Beach Resort and save!
 
Monticello, IN., November 25, 2009 – For the first time in the park’s 85 year history, Indiana Beach introduces the Indiana Beach Season Pass, new for the 2010 season.
 
The Indiana Beach 2010 Season Pass is available for only $99.95 and it pays for itself in less than three visits.
 
As part of this special introductory offer Indiana Beach debuts the Family and Friends 4 Pack. With the Family and Friends 4 Pack, Indiana Beach 2010 Season Passes are available for ONLY $49.95 when 4 or more season passes are purchased at the same time. That’s right, purchase 4 or more season passes and you receive them at Half Price. But hurry this special introductory offer is only available now through December 15, 2009.
 
The Indiana Beach Season Pass entitles guests to unlimited visits to Indiana Beach any operating day during the 2010 season that the park is open to the general public. Season Pass holders will receive an individual all day combination ride and water park wristband each day that they present their 2010 Season Pass at any of the ticket selling location within Indiana Beach.
 
Indiana Beach Season Passes make great gifts and stocking stuffers. 2010 Indiana Beach Season Passes can be purchased on line at www.indianabeach.com or by calling 1-800-583-5306.
Book your 2010 reservation now at Indiana Beach Resort and receive 2009 rates. Now through December 15, 2009 book your stay at Indiana Beach Campground and RV Resort, Jellystone Campground and RV Resort at Indiana Beach or any of the on site Accommodations at Indiana Beach and lock in 2009 rates with your reservation deposit. But hurry this special offer is only available now through December 15, 2009. “

Found an older CD on my way back to work today with an inspirational song on it…was feeling it pretty good. lol…

[Slug]
They love the taste of blood
Now I don’t know what that means, but I know that I mean it
Maybe they’re as evil as they seem
Or maybe I only look out the window when it’s scenic
“Atmosphere finally made a good record.”
Yeah right, that shit almost sounds convincing
The last time I felt a sinking contradictive as this
Was the last time we played a show in Cinnci’
“Get real.” they tell me
If only they knew how real this life really gets
They would stop acting like a silly bitch
They would respect the cock whether or not they believed in it
Doesn’t take much and that’s messed up
Because these people do a lot of simple shit to impress us
While everyone was trying to out-do the last man
I was just a ghost trying to catch someone’s[summers?] Pac-man
Hello ma’am, would you be into restin’
In some sexual positions and emotional investments
See, I’m not insane, in fact I’m kind of rational
When I be askin’, “Yo, where did all the passion go?”
East coast, West coast, down South, Midwest
Nowadays everybody knows how to get fresh
Somebody give me a big yes (YES!)
God Bless America, but she stole the B from “Bless” (Accept it)
Now I’m too fucked up to dance
So I’ma sit with my hand down the front of my pants
You can’t achieve your goals if you don’t take that chance
So go pry open that trunk and get those amps (You know!)

[Chorus x2]
In the days of Kings and Queens I was a jester
Treat me like a God, oh they treat me like a leper
You see me move back and forth between both
I’m trying to find a balance
I’m trying to build a balance

[Slug]
So now I keep a close eye on my pets
Because they make most of they moves off of instinct and sense
It’s eat, sleep, fuck in self defense
So straight you can set your clocks and place bets
Wait, let’s prey on blind, deaf, dumb, dead
Hustle, maybe a couple will love what you said
Emcees drag their feet across a big naked land
With an empty bag of seed and a fake shake of hands
Yeah I got some last words, FUCK ALL OF YA’LL!
Stop writin’ raps and go play volleyball
Gotta journey the world in a hurry
Cause my attorney didn’t put enough girls on the jury
Guilty of droppin’ these bombs in the city
But I’m innocent, love is the motive that’s why you’re killin ‘em
Guilty of settin’ my fire in all fifty
But I’m innocent, blame it on my equilibrium

[Chorus x2]
In the days of Kings and Queens I was a jester
Treat me like a God, oh they treat me like a leper
You see me move back and forth between both
I’m trying to find a balance
I’m trying to build a balance

I gotta find my balance
I gotta find my balance

[Slug]
Now all my friends are famous
It’s either one thing or another
They all don’t know what my name is
Probably know both of my brothers
The one is a hard workin’ savior
The other’s a hard workin’ soldier
I’m just your next door neighbor
Workin’ hard at tryin’ to stay sober
You wait for the car at the corner
Pretend like you know what the pot is
Won’t quit till I hit California
And make you my Golden State goddess

Now this is crazy! Implantable Silicon-Silk Electronics that are biodegradable circuits could enable better neural interfaces and LED tattoos. If they could somehow come up with a way to respond to touch or even mood…then we would be getting somewhere.  But imagine a tattoo that you could turn on and off…or even moves?!

” New LED tattoos from the University of Pennsylvania could make the Illustrated Man real (minus the creepy stories, of course). Researchers there are developing silk and silicon implantable devices which sit under the skin like a tattoo. Already implanted into mice, these tattoos could carry LEDs, turning the wearer’s skin into a screen.

The silk substrate onto which the chips are mounted eventually dissolve away inside the body, leaving just the electronics behind. The silicon chips are around the length of a small grain of rice — about one millimeter, and just 250 nanometers thick, and the sheet of silk will keep them in place, moulding to the shape of the skin when saline is added.

These displays could be hooked up to any kind of electronic device, also inside the body. Medical uses are being explored, from blood-sugar sensors that show their readouts on the skin itself to neurodevices that tie into the body’s nervous system — hooking chip to particular nerves to control a prosthetic hand, for example. ”

Article source and read more: http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/11/the-illustrated-man-how-led-tattoos-could-change-the-face-of-humanity/

According to NASA, the best time to view the Leonid meteor shower is after 1:30 a.m. EST on 17th November however, you can also view the free show after the sunrise on the same date.

Astronomers David Asher from Ireland, Mikhail Maslov of Russia and Jeremie Vaubaillon of France have identified Indonesia and India as prime viewing locations. Even NASA’s Meteoroid Environment Office connoisseurs Danielle Moser and Bill Cooke are in agreement with the trio of astronomers.

During the Leonid meteor shower, the moon will not be visible from the Earth (it will be darker) so, the meteor will be easy to view than ever before.

People in United States of America can view 20-30 meteors per hour according to the sources of NASA while the Asians would be able to view 200-300 meteors per hour. Other astronomers are also predicting that the shower can be as high as 500 meteors an hour during its peak.

The best viewing spot on the planet for the Leonid Meteor Shower is predicted to be Asia.

In my opinion gift cards are probably the best gift to shop for and receive for this holiday season. Its so easy because you don’t have to play the fun guessing game and it makes everyone happy because it allows them to get exactly what they didn’t get for Christmas.

There are tons of Gift Cards to choose from. This site makes it easy to pick through different types of cards for whomever you have on your shopping list.

” Need a last-minute gift? Gift cards make great gifts – especially when you can choose from a variety of quality gift cards. You’ll find gift cards for her, gift cards for him, gift cards for the boys, and gift cards for the girls and more right here at SHOP.COM. ”

If anyone is thinking about what to get me for Christmas, I have pointed out a few that interest me. First off, since there is always something to fix or upgrade around the house The Home Depot gift cards will be a great choice. If you are not feeling to crazy about that one, there is always the Dick Blick gift cards that will also make for a great gift to an artist like myself.

Another great find on the web that focuses on vacation rental homes that benifits owners, managers, renters as well as people looking for a great vacation rental spot.

” The mission of VacationRental.org is to provide renters, owners and property management companies with the tools needed to make the rental process as easy and rewarding as possible. When the company formed in 1998, it was a pioneer in the sense it provided quality control, as well as powerful advertising tools, for owners and management companies. Over the years, the company has become the leader in the vacation rental industry. ”

Two spot that I wouldn’t mind checking out are Indiana vacation rental and Florida vacation rental.

NetSpend is one of the leading providers of reloadable prepaid debit cards and prepaid debit card services in the United States such as a prepaid visa. The company’s debit cards enable virtually anyone to make purchases, pay bills, secure reservations, and shop online without the need for a bank account or credit history.

NetSpend’s mission is to empower consumers with the convenience, security and freedom to be self-banked. NetSpend targets the 84 million United States citizens who lack or choose not to have a traditional bank account to become full participants in mainstream economic life. This low to moderate income (LMI) population receives over $1.1 trillion in payments from employers, state and government entities, and holds enormous spending power.

NetSpend’s customers range from people who don’t have the credit histories or minimum account balances that banks require, to people who want to avoid confusing fee structures and statements, to casual users such as teens managing their allowance and travelers who want to protect their cash on the go.