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Have you ever had a tune stuck in your head and just cannot get it out? Well for me, its often the Super Mario Brothers theme song.

This is probably one of the coolest things that I have seen in awhile. This guy has way too much time on his hands…literally. Many people can make a farting noise with their hands squishing together, but this guy has it mastered. He can actually create notes and tunes to create songs!

Check out the Super Mario Brothers hand farting performance below and be amazed…

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We had another cat fall out of the ceiling tile here last Saturday. I was sitting here in the office alone and about soiled myself when it came crashing through.

Being the animal lover that I am, I didn't want to be mean to it because its not like it was trying to break in and steal my stuff or anything. I tried my luck for about a half hour trying to flush it out, but it was much more smarter and evil that I imagined the cat to be. Every time I approached the demon, it arched its back and gave out an hellish hiss. Giving up, and before I went to lunch on Saturday, I opened a tile back up so that it could go back to where it came from. I wasn't going to touch the monster because it did look kinda mean and would like to keep my fingers. Thinking nothing of it, I came back from lunch and finished out my day of work.

So here it is Monday and the entire office wreaks of cat feces and cat urine…badly. {sidebar id=1}Each employee that walked through the door this morning complained and grabbed their candle of choice to cover up the smell.

The minor guilt trip not getting rid of it started to set in as the stench and complaints kept getting worse.

At about 2pm, someone just happened to look over the side of a 6 foot cubicle wall and seen my little friend. Besides the cat from hell still hanging around, there was also a nice collection of cat turds scattered around.

Now that the entire office staff is captivated by the presence of this freakish feline, I became distracted as well and watch everyone take their turn at trying to grab it and lose a limb in the process. The cat finally gets enough attention and scrambles down to the other end of the office to find some shelter behind a microwave. With the constant death threats made to the cat, I decided that I didn't want to watch someone take it's life and went outside.

Soon after I light up a calming smoke, a "professional" pulls up with some gloves, protective carhart jacket, a neck-clamping contraption and a metal cage. 5 minutes later, he runs out of the building treating the flipping cat like an armed bomb. He then forcefully throws the poor thing into the cage and drives off towards the sunset.

That's the third wild cat spotting there has been this year and we can only hope that any other cats up in the ceiling tiles learn from this other's mistake.

The carpet cleaners will be here tomorrow morning.
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Winter started late for us in Indiana and man, it finally hit hard. This past week, we got close to 18 inches of snow and 40 mile an hour winds to top everything off. Temperatures are in the single digits and now that the snow has finally stopped coming down, its a complete freezing nightmare.

It was a pretty amazing sight when it was coming down and blowing all around. Work got cancelled and there was nothing better to do but fire up the Nintendo Wii. The TV in our living room is positioned next to the window and I found myself watching the magic snow show more than I was paying attention to Link rescue princess Zelda.

But with all this beautiful snow, there is a price to pay. Driving becomes a pain and shoveling isn't fun at all. Since I have four wheel drive in the Jeep Grand Cherokee, it wasn't too bad getting around…but its the other drivers that you have to watch out for. If a snow drift is about 3 feet high, your car that rides about 6 inches high is simply not going to make it. And guess what? Snow is slick and slippery. That corner that you normally take right in front of the house at 50 miles per hour will indeed be dangerous. But hey, if you still feel like going that fast, living your NASCAR fantasies and endangering the lives of others…go for it!

For a person that sits on their ass all day long and the most physical task performed is taking a shower, shoveling and scooping snow was a heavy work-out. I probably spent about a half hour shoveling a two foot clearance of my drive way and then gave up. The snow was so heavy and packed tightly and there was no end in sight. That's where kids come in handy. Since they have been home from school for the past few days and jacked up on caffeine, I thought it would be a perfect way to provide a chance to earn some allowance money. Besides the redneck snow plow driver continuing to build the 4 foot high barrier next to the road, I can finally get in and out of the drive way now.

Today the sun is shining and its a nice 1 degrees out. The weather people are talking about more snow coming and I don't want to hear it. I am ready to see some green grass and be able to throw on some shorts.

My poor 10 month old daughter probably thinks that the outside world consists of what she can see out of the living room window…snow and speeding rednecks. I can't wait to change that.

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Any of you out there still play Battlefield? I actually had fun playing this past weekend with a little "All Weapons Weekend" thing that EA had going for BF2142.

Once in awhile, I will browse through some of the the BF fansites as most of you know that webturd.com used to be a BF fan site. I noticed that everyone was posting news about EA unlocking everything in the game as far as weapons and tools goes. The unlock began Friday night and went all the way through Sunday night so I got a chance to check it out twice.

What a mess! With everyone and their noobie brother having an unlock, it was almost imposible to do anything within the game. All kinds of high tech gadgets and ammo was flying around like crazy.

At first I thought…whats the point? It actually turned out to be a good thing because now I know which kit and class to upgrade next…if I ever get more time to play.
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Read dumps regarding my life as Brow, interesting web findings, gaming news and more stupid web stuff. Its the all new Web Turd!

But wait! There’s more. Many of you may be wondering what happened to webturd.com. Didn't this used to be a radio station, a Battlefield fan site and a gathering for gamers? Well, yes it did at one time.

Webturd.com started out as a blog long time ago and I just thought that since its not really being used anymore…why not go back to its roots and start blogging again?

Being the busy person that I am and working 50 hours a week, I thought that a blog would be a good thing to do since there isn't too much time involved with it.

The WebTurd news blog will cover just about anything and everything that interests me and hopefully you.

So from here on out…webturd is a place to take a daily web dump.

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If you are lucky enough to have a Nintendo Wii, be sure to check out WiiHear.com.

This is a project that I started up a few months ago and just took off like crazy.
Out of all the websites that I have made, this one took off like nuts and is still growing. The traffic to this site is phenomenal and I think that in time, my google ads will pay off.

If you haven't checked the site out yet or don't know what its all about, let me explain a little.

Nintendo Wii owners have the ability to browse the net right in their own living room through a beta browser from Opera.
Flash version 7 is just about the only thing cool it supports at the moment. Since there is no way to install winamp or anything like that on the Wii, I discovered a way to translate a shoutcast stream into flash. Long story short is that when you click play, you get the stream.

This was actually just a personal project that I was working on because I wanted to listen to live music.
Yeah, you can go somewhere and listen to mp3s through a flash player…but this is live streaming wii music!
That's what makes WiiHear.com stand out from the rest.

I must admit that it is somewhat of a pain to add stations, but the listings are growing slowly but surely.

So if you got a Wii or just want to hear streaming music, swing by and check it out.

Click here to go to WiiHear.com.

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Anyone ever watch this show? I don't know why, but I am hooked on it. I guess that its my love for hip hop or just to watch these people make some fools out of themselves.

For those of you that don't know the show is on VH1 and comes on every Monday night…yep, it gives you something to look forward to on a Monday. The host is 3rd Base's MC Serch and has tons of old-school hip hop guest making appearances throughout the show.

" Since the first rhymes flowed in the parks of the South Bronx, most of rap's major emcees have been African American. Then, in 1985, NYC's Beastie Boys crossed over rap's race divide to great acclaim. LATER, in 1999, Marshall "Eminem" Mathers did the same, becoming the undisputed KING of RAP. But Slim Shady is slowing down, and VH1 is majorly concerned about rap's future. "

I don't want to go into a full explanation of the show, so go to VH1's site if you want to learn more.

I cannot stand that John Brown fool and I know he loves the hate so I don't feel bad saying it. He is in the present time where rap sucks and he is trying to help it suck even more. His little lines and hooks are even more annoying. Hallelujah Holla Back!

Anyway, my vote is for $hamrock. I like his personality and the boy can spit. Not too crazy about the southern flow, but it works. Best of luck to you and maybe Paul Wall or Bubba Sparxxx will meet up wit ya.
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