Mouse In Pants
Sometimes when I am wearing pants, the hairs on my legs will move slightly and will create a sensation like something is crawling on my leg.
Just the other day, I was all kicked back and working on websites and had this feeling. Thinking nothing of it, I reached down, scratched my leg and went about my business. About 30 seconds later, it happened again. I rubbed my legs together curing the itch and continued on with my work. Another 30 seconds later, I felt it again…but this time it felt a little different.
Without a doubt, I felt something moving up my leg and a simple scratch wouldn’t make it go away. My first thought was that there was a big ass spider getting ready to have lunch. In a shear panic, I jumped up kicking and spewing obscenities like I was on holy hell fire.
After a few seconds of doing this ancient tribal dance, a tiny little mouse came flying out of my left pant leg. I was shocked and amazed because this was the last thing that I would ever think of going up my leg.
Sadly, from the scratching, rubbing and flying through the air at 100 miles per hour the little adventurer didn’t make it and had to be disposed of.
Now for me, tight rolled pant legs are back in style.