Thanks For the Bonus Mr. Shirley

And I’m gonna look him straight in the eye, and I’m gonna tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, lowlife, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spiny-necked, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol!


Look him in the eye sound bite
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Quick and Easy Insurance

pictRSI_8877Looking for cheaper insurance and came by a decent site that provides Auto Insurance, Health Insurance, Business Insurance and much more.

Insurance is a fact of everyday life. If you want to own a car, a home, or a business, or simply want to protect your family’s health, you have to deal with insurance. It often seems like an overwhelming and confusing process, as well as an expensive one, but it doesn’t have to be. This site provides you not only with the ability to compare quotes, but also with the information you need to make the process easier.

Check out more at: NetQuote.

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A Timely Gift

Was thinking of a cool watch for Christmas.  Mainly because I haven’t had a watch in many years and these tag heuer watches are pretty nice looking.

Tag Heuer has remained the unchallenged authority on watch development for the last century and a half. It has been the official timepiece for Le Mans in Monaco and F1 racing internationally since Steve McQueen wore his watch to victory in 1969. Simple classic lines, horological complications that baffle the imagination, commitment to absolute perfection are the tenants that Tag Heuer Watch Company is founded upon. It is no coincidence that the most successful people in the last century have had Tag Heuer watches dedicated to their accomplishments. From Tiger Woods to Maria Sharapova, from Sbastien Bourdais to Lewis Hamilton all are the faces of Tag Heuer. Get the best, be your best, wear a Tag doing it!

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Indiana Beach Season Passes 2010

Just got this in my email and its actually a pretty good deal if you are addicted to Indiana Beach…and have the money…and the time.

” Book your reservation now at Indiana Beach Resort and save!
 
Monticello, IN., November 25, 2009 – For the first time in the park’s 85 year history, Indiana Beach introduces the Indiana Beach Season Pass, new for the 2010 season.
 
The Indiana Beach 2010 Season Pass is available for only $99.95 and it pays for itself in less than three visits.
 
As part of this special introductory offer Indiana Beach debuts the Family and Friends 4 Pack. With the Family and Friends 4 Pack, Indiana Beach 2010 Season Passes are available for ONLY $49.95 when 4 or more season passes are purchased at the same time. That’s right, purchase 4 or more season passes and you receive them at Half Price. But hurry this special introductory offer is only available now through December 15, 2009.
 
The Indiana Beach Season Pass entitles guests to unlimited visits to Indiana Beach any operating day during the 2010 season that the park is open to the general public. Season Pass holders will receive an individual all day combination ride and water park wristband each day that they present their 2010 Season Pass at any of the ticket selling location within Indiana Beach.
 
Indiana Beach Season Passes make great gifts and stocking stuffers. 2010 Indiana Beach Season Passes can be purchased on line at www.indianabeach.com or by calling 1-800-583-5306.
Book your 2010 reservation now at Indiana Beach Resort and receive 2009 rates. Now through December 15, 2009 book your stay at Indiana Beach Campground and RV Resort, Jellystone Campground and RV Resort at Indiana Beach or any of the on site Accommodations at Indiana Beach and lock in 2009 rates with your reservation deposit. But hurry this special offer is only available now through December 15, 2009. “

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Trying To Find A Balance

Found an older CD on my way back to work today with an inspirational song on it…was feeling it pretty good. lol…

[Slug]
They love the taste of blood
Now I don’t know what that means, but I know that I mean it
Maybe they’re as evil as they seem
Or maybe I only look out the window when it’s scenic
“Atmosphere finally made a good record.”
Yeah right, that shit almost sounds convincing
The last time I felt a sinking contradictive as this
Was the last time we played a show in Cinnci’
“Get real.” they tell me
If only they knew how real this life really gets
They would stop acting like a silly bitch
They would respect the cock whether or not they believed in it
Doesn’t take much and that’s messed up
Because these people do a lot of simple shit to impress us
While everyone was trying to out-do the last man
I was just a ghost trying to catch someone’s[summers?] Pac-man
Hello ma’am, would you be into restin’
In some sexual positions and emotional investments
See, I’m not insane, in fact I’m kind of rational
When I be askin’, “Yo, where did all the passion go?”
East coast, West coast, down South, Midwest
Nowadays everybody knows how to get fresh
Somebody give me a big yes (YES!)
God Bless America, but she stole the B from “Bless” (Accept it)
Now I’m too fucked up to dance
So I’ma sit with my hand down the front of my pants
You can’t achieve your goals if you don’t take that chance
So go pry open that trunk and get those amps (You know!)

[Chorus x2]
In the days of Kings and Queens I was a jester
Treat me like a God, oh they treat me like a leper
You see me move back and forth between both
I’m trying to find a balance
I’m trying to build a balance

[Slug]
So now I keep a close eye on my pets
Because they make most of they moves off of instinct and sense
It’s eat, sleep, fuck in self defense
So straight you can set your clocks and place bets
Wait, let’s prey on blind, deaf, dumb, dead
Hustle, maybe a couple will love what you said
Emcees drag their feet across a big naked land
With an empty bag of seed and a fake shake of hands
Yeah I got some last words, FUCK ALL OF YA’LL!
Stop writin’ raps and go play volleyball
Gotta journey the world in a hurry
Cause my attorney didn’t put enough girls on the jury
Guilty of droppin’ these bombs in the city
But I’m innocent, love is the motive that’s why you’re killin ‘em
Guilty of settin’ my fire in all fifty
But I’m innocent, blame it on my equilibrium

[Chorus x2]
In the days of Kings and Queens I was a jester
Treat me like a God, oh they treat me like a leper
You see me move back and forth between both
I’m trying to find a balance
I’m trying to build a balance

I gotta find my balance
I gotta find my balance

[Slug]
Now all my friends are famous
It’s either one thing or another
They all don’t know what my name is
Probably know both of my brothers
The one is a hard workin’ savior
The other’s a hard workin’ soldier
I’m just your next door neighbor
Workin’ hard at tryin’ to stay sober
You wait for the car at the corner
Pretend like you know what the pot is
Won’t quit till I hit California
And make you my Golden State goddess

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LED Tattoos Will Make You Look Cool

Now this is crazy! Implantable Silicon-Silk Electronics that are biodegradable circuits could enable better neural interfaces and LED tattoos. If they could somehow come up with a way to respond to touch or even mood…then we would be getting somewhere.  But imagine a tattoo that you could turn on and off…or even moves?!

New LED tattoos from the University of Pennsylvania could make the Illustrated Man real (minus the creepy stories, of course). Researchers there are developing silk and silicon implantable devices which sit under the skin like a tattoo. Already implanted into mice, these tattoos could carry LEDs, turning the wearer’s skin into a screen.

The silk substrate onto which the chips are mounted eventually dissolve away inside the body, leaving just the electronics behind. The silicon chips are around the length of a small grain of rice — about one millimeter, and just 250 nanometers thick, and the sheet of silk will keep them in place, moulding to the shape of the skin when saline is added.

These displays could be hooked up to any kind of electronic device, also inside the body. Medical uses are being explored, from blood-sugar sensors that show their readouts on the skin itself to neurodevices that tie into the body’s nervous system — hooking chip to particular nerves to control a prosthetic hand, for example.

Article source and read more: http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/11/the-illustrated-man-how-led-tattoos-could-change-the-face-of-humanity/

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Leonid Meteor Shower Best Location

091116-coslog-leonids-466px-930aAccording to NASA, the best time to view the Leonid meteor shower is after 1:30 a.m. EST on 17th November however, you can also view the free show after the sunrise on the same date.

Astronomers David Asher from Ireland, Mikhail Maslov of Russia and Jeremie Vaubaillon of France have identified Indonesia and India as prime viewing locations. Even NASA’s Meteoroid Environment Office connoisseurs Danielle Moser and Bill Cooke are in agreement with the trio of astronomers.

During the Leonid meteor shower, the moon will not be visible from the Earth (it will be darker) so, the meteor will be easy to view than ever before.

People in United States of America can view 20-30 meteors per hour according to the sources of NASA while the Asians would be able to view 200-300 meteors per hour. Other astronomers are also predicting that the shower can be as high as 500 meteors an hour during its peak.

The best viewing spot on the planet for the Leonid Meteor Shower is predicted to be Asia.

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