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After about 3 years of not playing Battlefield Vietnam, I finally fired it back up last night. I have been itching to play BFV for a long time now, but I just could not find my 3rd installation CD. I looked everywhere!

I sat at my PC in disappointment thinking that I will not ever be able to play one of the best online games ever made…ever again. Just for the hell of it, I decided to stick CD #1 in my drive. OMG! Battlefield Vietnam fired right up!

There I was…at the menu screen in complete shock. My settings and controls were
set exactly how I left them. I was already updated to the last released patch. Heck, even the last screen name that I used was still there.

I immediately called up Buckshot and after wrestling with punkbuster, we got on an empty server. Man, that brought back so many memories! All the time that we used to waste and play this game…nothing but fun. Driving around blasting Vietnam war era music and trying to get back into the seat of a Huey…it was all coming back to me.

Before I could get familiar with everything, some asshole comes online. From that time until we quit, it was horrible. He made sure that he pissed us off with his "heli-whoring" and spawn camping.

Accusing me of being gay and a noob, the redneck pushed and pushed for constant harassment. I usually don’t let low-lifes get to me like that, but I felt my face getting hot. I was trying to type back and take cover at the same time. This made it more frustrating. I would hide in a place where I was 100% sure that he couldn’t find me and somehow, he always did. Not sure if the dildo was hacking or what.

After about 30 minutes of this, Buckshot brought it to my attention that I should stop giving him what he wants. {sidebar id=1}Yep, I was feeding him. He would smart off and I would come back with something else…real mature right?

Soon after that, he changed his name and revealed who he was as well as what clan he was representing. You little bastard. I wish that I could remember what it was so that I can point him out.

Sometimes I think this is the reason why I quit playing BFV…but I will be on tonight at 6:30 pm sharp to give it another shot. :)
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Another vacation starts in about 30 minutes for me! I will be off of work until the 9th…yes, 5 whole days off in a row!

Tomorrow, we plan to carry out the tradition on blowing things up so there will be some cool photos and videos coming up within a few days. They are calling for rain…but hopefully things will hold out until we are done.

Everyone have a safe and fun Forth of July!
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Rockstar promised the second trailer for Grand Theft Auto IV would debut today and they came through like a champ. The second trailer gets us deeper into the head of Niko…hinting at many possible plot details. The presence of Niko’s brother was already known, but a shouting police officer near the end of the trailer may have been Niko’s cousin. A crying blond woman, who could very well be a relative as well, begs Niko to stop all the killing.

Also, it seems as though Rockstar may be focusing on the indoor environments a bit more with GTA IV. Niko is seen kicking in the door of a building and searching for someone. Whether this missing person is related to the theme of familial ties or not is still unknown, but this definitely translates into a more realistic, grittier experience.

Rockstar has commented recently that they are making attempts to create a more down-to-earth GTA this time around. No longer will you be doing a plethora of side-missions for meager cash when you have a few hundred thousand dollars sitting in the bank. Stealing cars will mean smashing windows and rewiring ignitions. This bold new addition to the series is set to release before Christmas. Stay tuned to The Game Feed for more information on Grand Theft Auto IV as it becomes available.

Click here to go to the official site.
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And now, the track of the week…

Chonkyfire – Outkast – Aquemini

Yo, this is my story, this is my song
And to them rudypoots dont attempt to try this at home
Its just a poem until yall learn right from wrong
Kwow when to bless a situation, when to grab the chrome
But its back on, another stormy night in atlanta, georgia
Overcast, but on behalf of outkast, I cordially
Invite you to an emotion filled theater
Bring your umbrella cause young fella it gets no weirder

(refrain)
We reign, reign supreme, preme, dungeon, dungeon kings
Do you know what it brings rats, mice, snakes up out of they hole
Chonkyfire, spliced with rock nroll indubitably, piper pied
Now hold on my brother no, no, no, no, cant stop the stride

You are now about entering the fifth demension of ascension
Our only intention is to take you high
High, yeah, yeah my lord

(big boi)
To make one bob they head would be the track job
Tour jobs to spit that fire
Some of yall mcs take this rhymin for granted I wont comply
With that slackin, poppin and crackin 4th ward way we snappin
They wont that hardness that oddness that gets a nigga to start this
Whats happenin, see if do what yo wont do today boy
Will I live tommorrow like you cant even live cause you strayed
Motivational skills lackin, when I see you nigga packin
Understand that though, you behind a $75,000 car do
But you still stay with mom though playin the king like don doe
You chocked up, you was the nigga that supposed to be locked up
Makin them thick hip hop is dead, exhume the body if you aint scared
And if I see you in the streets Id dap you down like you was greg

Refrain
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Its a family tradition to fart the loudest and you even get bonus points if you aim it at someone. Sunday night I was sitting on the couch and Justin walked by and crap-dusted me ever so graciously. Thinking that I was going to scare him, I jumped up real quick and followed him through the kitchen.

I was running top speed until the baby’s highchair slowed me down as I kicked the heck out of it. I turned and leaned over the kitchen counter in the worst pain. Concerned, everyone gathered around me to see what I was moaning about. "I stubbed my f#@ing toe!"

Thinking that I only stubbed my toe, I glanced down to see if my foot was still attached to my leg. Holy crap! There it was…my pinkie toe at a 90 degree angle pointing to the outside of my foot. I was shocked! I have never seen anything like that before in my life…at least on my body.

I don’t know if it was just in the moment or the rush of adrenaline, but we all suddenly found the freak accident humorous and laugh about it. I kept pointing at it and saying Look! Look! While everyone was laughing at my expense, I then started to panic and thought about a hospital trip, bill, etc. I reached down and…SNAP…put it back into place. I just about hit the ceiling with that one. Har har har, so funny…

So here I am…barley can walk and trying to get around. Not sure if I broke it or dislocated it. I had to take a vacation day yesterday because I just couldn’t make into work, shower, etc. Its funny what you take for granted when everything is working properly and not in pain.
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Ahh the first day of Summer is here.
Where you been?! Here is the track of the week. Just makes you want to chill don’t it?

Kool & The Gang – Summer Madness

www.koolandthegang.com
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There have been a few Battlefield Bad Company reviews that have been popping up here and there. To make it easy for you, here is a list of links to each review.

The story begins in the near future. There’s a war going on, but Bad Company isn’t about the war. That’s just a backdrop. Bad Company is about the soldiers on the ground. Specifically, it’s about the four that comprise the B company that gives this game its name. These aren’t your typical game heroes.

• GameSpy
• GameSpot
• 1UP
• Team Xbox
• IGN

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